He Says. She Says

Definitions by Gender

female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.

female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal.
Also good for mooning.


female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.

female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking

female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.