He Says. She Says

Definitions by Gender

THINGY:
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

VULNERABLE:
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION:
female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT:
female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal.
Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT:

female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT:
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking

FLATULENCE:
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.