He Says. She Says
the Computer Buffs:
I'm having trouble.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
I canÃt seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run some of my other favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install
does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due
to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea
Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
It is unlikely you would be able to purge wife 1.0 and still convert
back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend
7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files
from the system once installed.
You canÃt go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed
to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read
the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFÃs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might occur, regardless of their cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the #Esc# key because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE commandbefore the operating
system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the GPFÃs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying addition software to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck.